Oppo, What Is The Ugliest Production Car?

"Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2" (pompei426)
01/05/2014 at 23:07 • Filed to: None

We have come to conclude, for the most part, that the Alfa Romeo Tipo 33 Stradale is the most beautiful car ever made. So can we come together and determine the worst looking car ever?

Will it be the Aztek, the Multipla, Edsel, Juke, Lagonda, Murano Convertable......?

DISCUSSION (14)

pdthedeuce > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/05/2014 at 23:10

asked and answered (by pic).

dogisbadob > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/05/2014 at 23:11

The Multipla is awesome. Stop the hate :)

Most of the new cars with the tiny-ass windows are ugly to me. The CLA is fugly, obviously a hatchback with a trunk grafted on to the back. Most small sedans, like the Fiesta, Sonic, etc. that should just be hatchback-only in that class (in fact, the trunk height is actually greater than its depth/length!).

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/05/2014 at 23:16

That driver gets me everytime, he is so depressed.

SpeedSix > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/05/2014 at 23:19

All the Moslers.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/05/2014 at 23:39

Everybody hates on Chris Bangle, but Bangle never did this.

Bangle never did this.

Kinja'd!!!

Justin Young > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/05/2014 at 23:39

Kinja'd!!!

Suzuki Swift Dzire

Don't get me wrong, I like the Swift—as a 5-door hatchback! However, when they had plans for a 4-door, they were a bit lazy, more so to the rear trunk.

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Here is I think what happened to the designer...

Boss: Hey! Have you prepared for your presentation of the designs for our new Dzire?

Designer's thoughts: Oh crap! I was up all night drunk and hungover! Alright calm down, calm down!

Designer: Um, ye-yeah!

Later...

Designer: Behold the new Swift Dzire!

People: Interesting. Such beauty. Very handsome. Much love.

Designer's thoughts: Yes! My plan worked! I only just added a few meters of trunk space!

Bad Idea Hat > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/06/2014 at 00:22

Kinja'd!!!

It's like a woman with long legs and a tiny, tiny head.

Ian Duer (320b) > dogisbadob
01/06/2014 at 04:14

I like the Multipla for some odd reason.

duurtlang > Justin Young
01/06/2014 at 05:48

That's horrible. Compact and especially subcompact cars shouldn't be sedans. Ever.

levdir > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/06/2014 at 13:17

The only one on that list that I legitimately hate is the CrossCabriolet. Even the Aztek is charmingly inept, and its AWD got my friend and I up and down a logging service road on a camping trip with a minimum of fuss once. My vote is for virtually anything from Dodge's chunky Lego era, especially the Avenger and the Caliber; the last-gen Sebring is also terribly misshapen. A close third is any GM minivan from the early 2000s. The common thread with all of these is a failure to carry lines to their sensible conclusions and misproportioned quarters. Nothing lines up in a pleasing way and each segment of these cars seems to have been designed by someone who failed to talk to anyone else working on the same car.